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The Longest & Most Ridiculous Sex Scene in an African Novel (Mongo Beti)

Saturday 11 October 2014

The Longest and Most Ridiculous Sex Scene in an African Novel

Mongo Beti, God bless his soul, is that amazing writer that no one reads. Sad because he writes the most off-the-wall, entertaining stories.

Take today’s feature for example—a 1956 novel titled The Poor Christ of Bomba set in 1930s southern Cameroon.

It’s the strange story about how 200 girls in a Christian missionary boarding house contracted syphilis thanks to their lecherous male custodians.

Right in the middle of this bizarre tale, Beti places a sex scene of a Reverend Father’s apprentice having sex for the first time. Kinky, right?

Well, the only problem is that our dear Denis does not know the difference between a vagina and a swamp—or pretends not to— meaning that dude has no clue what is about to go down.

Prepare yourself for the most hilarious, chaotic, and pathetic sexual encounter ever. Denis crying. Catherine consoling him one minute and calling him an idiot the next amidst caresses, thigh massages, and Denis calling on God to witness that his virginity was “forcibly” taken.

It’s a titillating hot mess. You’ll love it!

Any way, I better stop talking and let you get on with it.

Enjoy!

Read scene in question here: http://brittlepaper.com/2014/10/lon...

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